Who Will Become the Next Big Diva?

Who Will Become the Next Big Diva?

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We're running dangerously low on divas so we're taking a poll on who has the greatest potential for unleashing her spoiled entitlement on the world, but in a lovable way of course.

Victoria and David Beckham. Not pictured "Harper Seven".

But first, Monday's Poll: David and Victoria Beckham named their first daughter "Harper Seven," presumably after an obscure Star Trek episode, and it turns out that  63% of Zimbio readers think it's "weird, even by celeb standards." But it's their child and until Bingo Nine arrives (their next kid), we're stuck with it.

Perhaps Harper Seven will one day be queen of all divas, but she's just a glamorous infant now that and she can't sing, or do anything useful.

Divas, by pop-culture's evolved definition, are female singers – almost always of exceptional talent – who tend to be very demanding, known for getting their way (always), and, if given the choice, would prefer to be carried on the back of a frail 80-year-old man than get her shoes dirty.

Mariah Carey, we're looking at you, toots (as of this writing, "Mariah" and "diva" are practically the same word).

Here's a sample of a diva-like conversation:

Diva: Nick, where in the hell is that bell I had on my nightstand I use to summon you?

Nick: You broke it.

Diva: Oh yeah. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Scowls] Go get me a bigger one, NOW!

But the nation is running low on these pampered creatures, to the point that Diana Ross is on the endangered species list.

Fortunately, a new crop of feisty ladies is poised and ready to take the bejeweled scepter and start bashing skulls.

Who will take the crown though? In today's poll, we're listing a group of hopefuls.

Who do you think will be the biggest diva?

Who Will Become the Next Big Diva?

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